somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I will be naked everywhere
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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