I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I woke up under a house in Key West
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