did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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