is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize