i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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