Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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