therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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