I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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