I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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