the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
