You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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