After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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