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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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