By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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