I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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