That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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