I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i came on her dog
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
tell me about the fingering
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