I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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