Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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