Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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