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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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