It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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