the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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