Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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