I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.