I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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