i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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