Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
our cab driver is having phone sex.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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