It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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