so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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