Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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