so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I have post one night stand depression
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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