yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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