windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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