pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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