it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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