oh god the rape fog is back!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Found your dick twin last night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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