I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
honey bunches of taint.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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