don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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