nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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