I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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