You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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