We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That's when you crack a 10am beer
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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