Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't think brook has ever known best
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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