Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
