This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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