Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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