Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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