I wish my penis had an off switch
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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