Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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