when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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