I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I am puke
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw