Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha